cdaae never dies

Hello

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 23:43:31 GMT

This is, on the whole, my favourite journal that I never update.

Wow, I was about to write something funny, but North Korea is firing test missiles towards Japan and I have friends in Japan. That was sobering. Shit. I thought she was talking balls.

Okay, if people start killing my friends I will be really pissed off. Isn't making them miserable enough for you, God? I really think you should sort the world the fuck out. I mean, I can manage to keep The Sims happy, I don't see why you have such difficulty keeping a few billion human beings functioning with some modicum of decency and sanity.

Overall, you're a big disappointment. Crucifying someone every few thousand years just doesn't cut it.

Oh yeah, and about that other matter. Really. You could at least make things plausible. What PRECISELY am I meant to learn by this experience?

Maybe I'm not meant to learn, I'm meant to teach. Or just listen.

oooooh, insight.

Still, it would be better with sex.

Meme

Wed, 24 May 2006 13:29:33 GMT

International Sockpuppet Appreciation Day

SOCK PUPPETS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

Are you a sock puppet? Do you keep your sock puppets lovingly fed, watered, and cared for? Does your heart break when you see images of abandoned sockpuppets, cast aside without a moment's thought? Post this in your LJ.

Rhyme

Mon, 08 May 2006 16:25:20 GMT

"Yesterday upon the stair / I met a man who wasn't there. / He wasn't there again today / I wish that man would go away." Hugh Means (1875 – 1965)

Sat, 22 Apr 2006 23:30:28 GMT

I have nothing to say today,
ha ha, hee hee, ho ho, hooray!
(They're coming to take me away.)

Great Jove!

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:30:24 GMT

Is the piano tuner really in the attic, or is that just a clever ploy?

It took me years to be able to do the cryptic crossword.

I am:

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 17:55:02 GMT

This entry is brought to you by the letter T.

Das Experiment

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:17:45 GMT

Move along now, nothing to see here, move along now.

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:26:01 GMT

No, no I don't.