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July 5th, 2006

12:33 am - Hello This is, on the whole, my favourite journal that I never update. Wow, I was about to write something funny, but North Korea is firing test missiles towards Japan and I have friends in Japan. That was sobering. Shit. I thought she was talking balls. Okay, if people start killing my friends I will be really pissed off. Isn't making them miserable enough for you, God? I really think you should sort the world the fuck out. I mean, I can manage to keep The Sims happy, I don't see why you have such difficulty keeping a few billion human beings functioning with some modicum of decency and sanity. Overall, you're a big disappointment. Crucifying someone every few thousand years just doesn't cut it. Oh yeah, and about that other matter. Really. You could at least make things plausible. What PRECISELY am I meant to learn by this experience? Maybe I'm not meant to learn, I'm meant to teach. Or just listen. oooooh, insight. Still, it would be better with sex.

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May 24th, 2006

02:36 pm - Meme International Sockpuppet Appreciation Day SOCK PUPPETS ARE PEOPLE TOO! Are you a sock puppet? Do you keep your sock puppets lovingly fed, watered, and cared for? Does your heart break when you see images of abandoned sockpuppets, cast aside without a moment's thought? Post this in your LJ.

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May 8th, 2006

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April 22nd, 2006

10:28 pm I have nothing to say today, ha ha, hee hee, ho ho, hooray! (They're coming to take me away.)

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March 12th, 2006

02:28 am - Great Jove! Is the piano tuner really in the attic, or is that just a clever ploy? It took me years to be able to do the cryptic crossword. I am: Current Music: David Bowie, Heathen

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March 10th, 2006

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March 2nd, 2006

05:16 pm - Das Experiment Move along now, nothing to see here, move along now.

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February 28th, 2006

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03:50 pm - Glocked I expect most of this will be friends only, don't you? Yes, that's why there's not much here for you to read. Yes.

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